Have a laugh!

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her her, in the Holy Land, for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "LONG AGO A MAN DIED HERE, WAS BURIED HERE AND THREE DAYS LATER HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD. I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE."